) You haven't asked yet.

2) I was hoping to do something meaningful with my
life.

3) Because I just love hearing this question.

4) Just lucky, I guess.

5) It gives my mother something to live for.

6) My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

7) I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

8) I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

9) It didn't seem worth a blood test.

10) I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out
of dating.

11) I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer
happiness.

12) What? And lose all the money I've invested in
running personal ads?

13) I don't want to have to support another person on
my paycheck.

14) Why aren't you thin?

15) I'm married to my career, although recently we
have been considering a trial separation.