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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

and noticed a distinct slow-down in the overall

performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry

applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other

valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal

Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable

programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6

simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging

5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.


What can I do?



Signed, Desperate.

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an

Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an

Operating System.

Try to enter the command: "C:/I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME" to

download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install

Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed,

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the

applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above

application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy

Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer

6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring

Loudly 10.8.

Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or

reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not

supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it

does have limited memory and cannot learn new

applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, Tech Support.