> Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
> happened.
> -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
> -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
> eyebrows.
> -Janette Barber-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
> -Lily Tomlin-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
> -Carrie Snow-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
> girlfriends.
> -Laurie Kuslansky-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
> head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
> -Erma Bombeck-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> -Bette Davis-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
> -Rhonda Hansome-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> -Jane Sellman-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
> -Jennifer Unlimited-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
> half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
> -Charlotte Whitton-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
> starts falling apart.
> -Caryn Leschen-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
> once.
> -Jennifer Unlimited-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
> warning.
> -Catherine-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
> before they realized I actually had a
> hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
> -Kathy Buckley-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
> .. and I'm also not blonde.
> -Dolly Parton-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
> -Sue Grafton-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
> -Roseanne Barr-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
> another country.
> -Elayne Boosler-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
> -Maryon Pearson-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything
> done, ask a woman.
> -Margaret Thatcher-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
> career.
> -Gloria Steinem-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
> -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
> -Eleanor Roosevelt-