A poem for women...
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>> I shave my legs,
>> I sit down to pee.
>> And I can justify any shopping spree.
>> Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
>> I can get a massage without a hard-on.
>> I can balance the checkbook,
>> I can pump my own gas.
>> Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
>> My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
>> At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
>> I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
>> And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
>> I never forget an important date.
>> You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
>> I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
>> Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
>> I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
>> And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
>> Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
>> In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
>> Flowers are okay,
>> But jewelry's best.
>> Look at me you idiot...
>> Not at my chest????
>> I don't have a problem,
>> With Expressing my feelings.
>> I know when you're lying,
>> You look at the ceiling.
>> DON'T call me a GIRL ,
>> a BABE or a CHICK .
>> I am a WOMAN.
>> Get it?, you DICK!?!